JANICE: A mid-level HR rep for MASK, dreading her upcoming high school reunion; she’s always dreamed of being a famous movie star
BRANDON: A shy young man in love with Janice, secretly the superhero Super Steel who has the ability to communicate with machines
STORMY KNIGHT: A brash, thoughtless superhero who loves attention more than anything and fancies himself the world’s greatest detective
AEGIS: A superhero from the Planet of Warrior Women; friends with Janice
PEGGY: Janice’s best friend from high school, secretly the supervillain Doctor Destructo, out to get revenge on Aubrey for the way she treated her in high school
AUBREY: The former homecoming queen whose marriage fell apart; secretly a lesbian; pretending to be pregnant and happily married