BILLY: A knight in the service of Prince Charming. He thinks he’s quite witty.
DEE: A knight in the service of Prince Charming. He thinks Billy is quite witty.
LANCELOT: Prince Charming’s captain of the guard. He’s brave and honorable and heroic.
RAPUNZEL: Prince Charming’s second wife. She’s a little bit flakey and horribly clumsy.
SLEEPING BEAUTY: Prince Charming’s first wife. She suffers from severe narcolepsy.
PRINCE CHARMING: The spoiled, brat prince of the kingdom of Fantastica.
CINDERELLA: Prince Charming’s mistress. She’s a shop girl with a fondness for fancy footwear.
MOTHER GOTHEL: An enchantress the Prince locked in a tower for years simply because he thought she was ugly.
FRITZ: Mother Gothel’s pet troll. He likes fish. A lot.